With eight games left in the season, Bristol City are currently in second place, 4 points ahead of Notts Forest. Alas, their run-in is a lot easier than ours. We've got to play them in a fortnight, but otherwise we have to play Yeovil, Swansea and Doncaster, whereas none of Forest's opponents are seriously challenging for promotion or the playoffs except us. Five of them are scrapping to avoid relegation, which from our point of view is a double-edged sword. On the one hand they have a good motive to play hard, but on the other they can't be that good or they wouldn't be down there in the first place.

I reckon that if we're still ahead with three games left, we'll win. We end with Carlisle, Millwall and Rotherham, while Forest have Bournemouth, Orient and Crewe. The game against Forest, at home on March 31st, is obviously crucial.

Oh yeah, the theme. There isn't any God, you know. I don't quite know why you thought there ever was.