I've made it onto Pharyngula! In my world, that's as good as it gets.

It's all about my row with the Christians. It's brought me more page views than they've ever had.

Today's task is from the August 5th entry. I have to CONDUCT AN ABOUT PAGE AUDIT. Yes it does make sense. ABOUT in this context is an adjectival noun. See?

Oh come on. I'm sighing now. I'd write *sighs* if I was common. The 'About' page is the profile. I have to look at my personal profile, and see if I can make it better.

Well, at the moment it says No user data, which is uncommonly pithy for me, but could perhaps be improved on. Here goes.

No. No, it's no better. It will have to do though. I'll revisit it when the profiler's block clears up.