Today's task is from the August 28th entry. I have to come up with a MISSION STATEMENT for my blog.

Barman, two foaming pints of your finest bile. I have to tip them all over the whole idea of a mission statement. Bullshit management speak, spreading through the land like mould through a peach. How long before the Internet Management Committee starts demanding Record of Achievement Sheets from me? And don't you laugh, you'll all have to do evaluation forms.

Apparently, though, all I have to do is analyse why I blog. That's easy.

I blog because in here, the jagged edges and static electricity which comprise the atomic building blocks of the actual world reduce to regular polyhedrons, and everything is calm and clear. I like to show off. I like to explain things. I like to string phrases together. I like to say the things I think are funny. In here (in my mind, this is a place), I can do all of those things without having to negotiate them, and without having to worry what you all think.

What do you all think?