Seen on a sandwich box in my local cafe: dolphin, friendly tuna, lettuce and sweetcorn. The devil's in the detail, as usual. For a minute I thought the cafe had been taken over by the Duke of Edinburgh, but then I noticed it was still pleasant and well run.

I put the sandwich back, obviously. Who wants to eat boring old tuna? Especially if you can't be sure it's friendly. They can give you a nasty little nip, can tuna.

But it set me thinking. Have any of you actually eaten dolphin? What was it like? How about whale?

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