A few months back I wrote a short piece called Moving, in which I referred in passing to Cristiano Ronaldo. In the comments, I said that he still has the most punchable face in football. There should by rights be an award for it. The award should be a punch in the face.

I stand by this on the ethical principle that some people should be punched in the face, just because. And now I've received support of a kind from the good people at Cracked, although they want to punch Oasis in the face instead. In fact they take the whole thing further than I'd ever thought to, outlining a series of inspired strategies for achieving their laudable goal.

Who would you punch in the face, and how would you go about it? I think we should be told.